Tomorrow marks the beginning of winter quarter. If this break has taught me one thing, its that Scrubs is on TV virtually all day if you know what channels to watch.

Yeah, I was that productive.

I also learned that 16 yr olds getting pregnant constitutes as headline news on CNN. Take that War In Iraq! You are so 2007!

I was kinda hoping this entry would be full of amazing things that transpired during break. Alas, I lead a fairly boring life.

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The Holidays are near, dear friends. And by holidays I mean Christmas. That’s the only one that matters, because it’s the most commercially viable holiday. Horray for consumerism!

Anywho, check out the CFTM YouTube page. I put up a bunch of new videos from last years Sibs show. Let me tell you, it’s comedic gold.

And now I sit here, watching a new episode of 30 Rock (as you all should) and contemplating the true meaning of the season. Is it good will toward men? The birth of our Savior? Peace on Earth? Free stuff? Alien vs. Predator? Requiem? It is truly a matter to take to heart. Personally, I believe it’s all about the egg nog. Yummy yummy egg nog goodness. Mmmmmmm….

So yeah, happy Holidays everyone

The year was 2007. I mean is 2007. Fall Quarter has ended, and I am all to aware I have less than two years of college left before I am thrust into the cold, crushing reality that is Americana. This is all the scarier with this writers strike going on. I picked a fine time to be a video production major. Studios, you have a year and a half to solve this mess, lest you face my minuscule wrath. This is your warning.

I’ve been meaning to post pics from CFTM stuff this quarter on Facebook. Maybe I should do that. Eventually. For now I am under the spell of the Sopranos. God I love this show.

Back to the quarter ending, everyone is going home for break now. And then theres me, sitting around bored. Aside from work (which I’m working an insane amount of hours the next few weeks) I don’t have much going on. Except for hopefully getting comedy videos online. This would make Reynolds very happy. Let’s cross our fingers and hope the TCOM equipment will actually work. Maybe if we all wish really hard… I dunno, video fairies will magically make the tape decks function. Or something like that.

You give that dirty snitch what for, Tony Soprano

The fall quarter of my junior year is coming to a close. Another quarter down. More to come.

And two more comedy shows down. I’d say everyone did a good job this quarter, and I’m sure it’s my opinion everyone has been waiting to hear. Speaking of comedy, I just watched Ratatouille, and Patton Oswalt has never been more adorable.

In all actuality, I should be writing my english paper. But it’s looking like that will wait til the three hours I have between classes tomorrow. Huzah.

I like writing in short paragraphs.

I’m thinking the rest of tonight will involve me ordering DP Dough and watching the Sopranos. Yeah.

So you have a book series that has sold more copies than anything else, has become one of the greatest phenomenons of our time, what can you possibly do to get more attention?

Tell everyone your character was gay.

While browsing through cnn.com today, I found an article stating that J.K. Rowling has outed Albus Dumbledore. That’s right folks, the greatest wizard if Harry Potter’s world is gay.

Couple that with the endless gay jokes about Lord of the Rings and you have to wonder if the gays really are magic. Let’s not forget that Gandolf was played by Ian McKellen.

And then you think back to even older stories, like King Arthur, where the magical Merlin never once got any pussy.

There’s something to this, I know there is.

I get to start this thing of with some sweet news.

I, along with Paul and Reynolds, will be opening for comedian  Greg Fitzsimmons as part of Jimmy Kimmels earch for the funniest college student.  Try to ignore the fact that Jimmy Kimmel isn’t funny.

I’ll think of something more grand next time