Magical Fairies and such
So you have a book series that has sold more copies than anything else, has become one of the greatest phenomenons of our time, what can you possibly do to get more attention?
Tell everyone your character was gay.
While browsing through cnn.com today, I found an article stating that J.K. Rowling has outed Albus Dumbledore. That’s right folks, the greatest wizard if Harry Potter’s world is gay.
Couple that with the endless gay jokes about Lord of the Rings and you have to wonder if the gays really are magic. Let’s not forget that Gandolf was played by Ian McKellen.
And then you think back to even older stories, like King Arthur, where the magical Merlin never once got any pussy.
There’s something to this, I know there is.
